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18 comments:
Come on. DOesn't anyone think it's funny? What about Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
I want you to know I made a carrot cake today, it is sitting on a bed of coconut dyed to look like grass, with blue malted milk eggs on the bed of grass, and it is frosted in yellow frosting, with Peeps on top.
P.Rose
All the while, security is becoming worse in Afghanistan again because all the resources are dumped into Iraq. There is NO control over that country beyond Kabul. If we HAD to go to war, the very least that BUsh and CO. could have done was listen to expeienced military personnel, like say maybe, then Sec. of State Powell and used the Powell doctrine as the military strategy. Rummy is such a moron I just want to punch him.
OK, so yes, that is looking back. But Iraq is already engaged in a civil war and our troops cannot stop it, only get put in th middle of it. This sounds harsh, but Iraquis are just going to have to have their civil war before any stability will be achieved there.
Patsy, I am very impressed with your Easter treat.
Aaah. Why are you deleting your posts. It was quite lengthy and now you typed all that for nothing and now no one will understand what I am raving aobut!!!
geez, i just wanted to post a nice fun poem.
I guess it doesn't make any difference that the more pressure we exert in iraq (and now Iran god i'm so scared) the more these extremists will hate us.
Can we, somehow, use this "Marzipan" to help us in Iraq?
I believe that we are in a war in Iraq and we need to finish it before we leave. I believe that the way pre-war intelligence was presented to the American people and congress was manipulated in order to heighten the perceived danger and lower the perceived cost and difficulty of the action. I believe that the war in Iraq was unnecessary, has exposed American vulnerabilities and now limits our actions in the world. I believe that the Iraqi people are now worse off then they were under Saddam. I believe that the US is now worse off than if we had left Saddam in charge. I believe that Iraq is now putting a black mark on democracies in the mid-east. Other government can now say to their people – “you want a democracy – look at Iraq”. I believe that that George Bush acted illegally in wiretapping American citizens without court approval.
And in the words of Crash Davis:
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Eh, hem...Ed. Your FATHER reads this blog! Hello?!
Everybody loves Bull Durham. Is it worse in print?
Yes, yes Marzipan! Instead of killing them with kindness we shall slay them with sweetness.
I like the local high school dropouts cut in half. Maybe if we "stay the course" in Iraq the terrorists will be cut in half. Wanna bet?
Actually I don't see any good way for us to leave right now. We broke it; we gotta stay and help fix it. And we should have concentrated on infiltrating and destroying Al Quaeda (and the Taliban if possible) before we went adventuring in Iraq. And we need to pick up our mess in Iraq before we go adventuring in Iran. And contrast what we did in Japan after WWII - practically rebuilt the place and in so doing Americanized and democratized the culture - with our feeble efforts in Afghanistan. And we HAVE TO STOP AND DISAVOW THE TORTURING AND RENDITIONS AND ALL THE REST OF THAT UN-AMERICAN CRAP. I hate that that is us to the rest of the world. And no president before this one has ever tried to tell us that we could have a war without sacrifice (as in tax cut) except Reagan and that was just Grenada, a figment of the rabid news media's imagination carefully orchestrated by clever administration guys who resembled Robert DeNiro. I read over the weekend that Cheney himself got shot while hunting in the early nineties. The guy who did it said he was really pissed off. No judgement there - just reporting an interesting bit of news, I would be pissed off too if someone loaded me up with birdshot. Still, one can't help thinking, if only they had been hunting with Marzipan anti-tank guns...
P.Rose, what was your fancy cake for?
And couldn't Peeps be used as weapons? I'm sure of it.
OK, switching to decaf.
In-laws, easter dinner. it was fancy. as in, "Fancy that! I am bored." It's just six people total, grandma can't hear anything (92, still driving in mpls) so talks over everything, mother nags husband, husband is a strongly opinionated man who doesn't know a whole lot and talks as much as he's allowed with a talky mother in law and a nagging wife.
We went and got drinks before arriving.
Sounds like you could have used some Rectified Spirits.
damn! sure could have. I got a bloody mary instead. At a dive bar nearby - it was so strong I could see through it.
Were they stunned by the beauty of your cake?
Just the beauty of me. It always happens.
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