Living on their houseboat off the Marin County coast, anti-war activists Donna Sheehan and her partner, Paul Reffel, concocted a way for the world to communally create a lot of peaceful vibes.
They want everyone to have an orgasm on the same day.
On Dec. 22, they're asking the world to contribute in their own way to the Global Orgasm for Peace. Sheehan said not to worry if you don't have a partner.
Busy multi-taskers shouldn't despair about trying to cram this global activism into their busy schedules, either, she said. Take any time during the 24-hour period at the beginning of the winter solstice to join the demonstration. Just make sure to think of peace before or after participating.
Once you've committed, there's even a secret sign to show others that you plan to take part: Flash the universal "OK" sign and wink. Or, as it has been redubbed, "The O" sign.
Reffel and Sheehan are not just tossing off this idea. They're pros at launching global peace demonstrations. In the run-up to the U.S. invasion of Iraq four years ago, Sheehan and a few dozen of her new best friends stripped naked and spelled out "Peace" on a Marin County field. As photos of their naked activism spread, similar so-called Baring Witness demonstrations were replicated dozens of times from Australia to the conservative nether regions of Utah.
Their activism was rearoused recently when they heard about two U.S. warships camped out around the Middle East, activity they fear portends war with Iran.
Having experienced the futility of petitioning international leaders through mass nudity before the Iraq war, the pair decided to ramp up their tactics.
While the Global O may sound much like other collective actions attempted over the years, the O's organizers promise something more on their Web site: "The combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers."
Just pick a time.
"We wanted to make it during the cocktail hour," Sheehan said. "But since everybody is on a different time, then it would be harder for everybody to participate."
In a manner that could only be birthed in the fertile energy fields of the Bay Area, the Global O for Peace ties together activism, sexual identity, gender roles, the fledgling effort to measure global consciousness and the movement of battleships. The GOP -- initials likely creating the only link to the Republican Party deep in liberal Marin County -- is about more than the latest anti-war tactic.
Personally, Sheehan's experiences with the Baring Witness demonstrations opened up new avenues of self-exploration for the 76-year-old artist. Since then, she has learned more about how women can initiate courtship, sex and peace, culminating this year in a book she and Reffel wrote, "Redefining Seduction."
Not surprisingly, the Global O isn't the first effort to synchronize pleasure in the name of peace. Or even just in the name of synchronized pleasure. For several years, a weekly climax has been coordinated online (Webcams optional), and sexuality experts say there have been several other attempts to link pleasure and peace.
"Yes, the vast majority of global orgasm coordinations have been firmly rooted in San Francisco," said Carol Queen, the staff sexologist at San Francisco's Good Vibrations store and a nationally recognized expert on sexuality. "It is natural to link pleasure and peace. If you're experiencing pleasure, you're not engaging in aggressive, destructive behavior. "
Not all such efforts have been successful. Queen's partner, Robert Lawrence, who is president of the Center for Sex and Culture, remembers participating in synchronized pleasure-for-peace demonstrations in the early 1990s.
The results?
"Shortly thereafter, I left my partner at the time," Lawrence said. "It wasn't exactly the peace I was looking for."
Queen said the orgasm-challenged shouldn't be discouraged from participating Dec. 22. In fact, knowing their efforts are going toward creating world peace "might actually relieve some of the anxiety they feel around their sexuality that leads to problems in that area."
While Queen plans to set aside "20 minutes to two hours" for her Dec. 22 demonstration, her partner, Lawrence, is not.
"I think I've got a meeting that day," Lawrence said. "I'm really busy."
But you've got 24 hours to participate.
"Oh, all right," Lawrence said. "I think I can work it in, then."
While this is one anti-war demonstration sure to leave its participants smiling, measuring its global impact might be more problematic.
What's troubling some activists is that the carrier Eisenhower has pulled into the Arabian Sea to replace the Enterprise, which was scheduled to return to Virginia on Saturday, according to a Navy spokesman. The Boxer Expeditionary Strike Force, warships loaded with Marines and their battle equipment, is in the Persian Gulf now.
Getting them to turn around will be challenging.
Pentagon spokesman Air Force Maj. Dave Smith said he has never heard of coordinated global energy affecting the battleship movements before.
"But I've only been here since June," Smith said. "I've been told that there are no absolutes about anything."
Would that preclude his plans to participate in the Dec. 22 demonstration?
"I'm not going to answer that one," Smith said.
No matter how many people participate, don't look for any increased seismic activity to show up on the Richter scale.
"The filters we have screen out any man-made activity, like a truck rolling past, or uh, the activity you described," said U.S. Geological Survey spokeswoman Stephanie Hanna.
So when somebody says, "Baby, you just made the earth move," that's just hyperbole, huh?
"I guess reality is whatever you perceive it to be," said Hanna, speaking seismically. She was equally vague on her Dec. 22 plans.
"This is the first I've heard of it," Hanna said. "It sounds like, uh, an interesting idea."
Perhaps the only way to measure its effect will be through the New Jersey-based Global Consciousness Project. Run by volunteers who monitor a network of dozens of random number generators around the world, the project looks for any correlation between the numbers produced and significant, shared events like elections, terrorist attacks or New Year's Eves that could signal the existence of some sort of global consciousness.
Project director Roger Nelson said he will look for any data blips around Dec. 22 if the Global O Project becomes a significant worldwide event. Regardless, Nelson has no qualms about potentially corrupting his data by taking part in a little global activism.
"If luck befalls me," Nelson said. "Who knows?"
Even skeptics like Jim Underdown, who investigates paranormal matters in California for the Center for Inquiry-West, plans to join in the fun -- even if he believes there is no way to transmit energy from one's brain to achieve a physical result.
"You don't need a good reason to have an orgasm," he said. "Even a stupid one is OK."
22 comments:
I'm up for it.
I think they will derive some sort of heightened pleasure during their own, "Global O," ...thinking about all the people that may be experiencing it simultaneously.
Can't we all agree to laugh at the same time...or, dance...or, sing? Must it be a united, "O?"
Thanks, Granny and Grandpa, for the wonderful weekend at the Farm. It's as peaceful as always in late fall. The weather was perfect, chilly and gray and then clear on Saturday afternoon. We walked to the river and wandered along a large sandbar. Everything was brown or yellow, and the sky was bright blue. I found some old transcribed local news articles about Cashes online, but wanted to see if the papers were stored on mocrofiche at the library in Leon. It was closed over the weekend, so I'll check it out some other time. The kids had a great time, as always. The barn still looks beautiful.
I will be glad to do my share for world peace.
By the way, Cyclonic fury swept through Cyclone stadium/Jack Trice field Saturday, flinging the Missouri Tigers, coaches, and cheerleaders back across the state line, blowing them away with pride, determinatin, excellence and a timely holding penalty. Thanks to Bob for bringing the magical cyclone icon, suitably charged up.
as Joe3 said, a mighty midwestern maelstrom swept the miserable Missouri miscreants back south of the border. Turns out the holding penalty was a bad call, but when you have no conference wins you need a break. By the way, Deb and I will be celebrating Thanksgiving at home this year. We will be able to get back for Christmas, though. Bob
I'm thankful that when Mia puked gallons of orange juice and cottage cheese last night it mostly went in Molly's lap and not on the couch.
i'm thankful that i'm not the one who ended up with the fortune cookie that read 'Die you stupid american imperialist warhawk pigdog!' at lunch today.
Eeeewwww. Orange juice and cottage cheese? That's gross. Is Mia OK?
I'm thankful that Jude takes a two-three hour nap almost every day. It allows me to watch General Hospital and fold laundry and I'm thankful that we found a nice little apartment in a great neighborhood. Seriously everyone, if there are any fare sales you all should consider visiting. Those with kids could go to Disneyland or just play on the beach. Those with no kids, there's plenty for you to do- all within walking distance. Or if some of you with older kids want to send them here for a visit, go ahead. Think about it!
lisaI will miss you all at Thanksgiving, but am thankful that I will be going to a nice, Chinese restaurant (we have to teach Mary not to say, "Chinee," first, though) that day and will not have to cook, do dishes, etc.
Our kitchen tile should be arriving the day before, giving us plenty to do over the holiday.
Regarding the subject of this post, shouldn't they be in Omaha for this? After all, it's the Big O.
I just found out something really disturbing. ND will be playing against the son of The Hulk. This weekend. He plays Linebacker for USC.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2260
yes, he has 0 sacks, 0 tackles, 0 assists. he must not have been mad enough to play well.
I just got an email from Ann Seehausen. Remember her? I found her email and contacted her.
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Definitely stay over a weekend, say Thursday thru Tuesday. Also sometimes you can get better fares directly from the airlines but you have to check every day. They may not have any '07 fares posted yet. Stevo's had pretty good luck with that. Like check with Priceline and their competitors to see what airlines go there and then check on their websites. Sometimes a fare will pop up for just a day or so.
I just heard the other day that Saturdays are the cheapest days to fly. Thursdays and Sundays are the most expensive.
www.sidestep.com is another good search engine.
Ann is well. She lives by the ocean. She was in Monica's class. She has three VERY blond children.
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I can't get this phrase out of my head: "That is how much Iggy was loved". What do I do?
Mary- I don't have the cabbage recipe at hand. It's in a cook book that I have to borrow. I'll try t do that this afternoon. If you're buying stuff you need 2 heads cabbage, some flour, maybe a little ham (optional). I'll let you know.
Who likes beets? Too bad. I do, and I'm bringing them.
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Stevo also said try cheaptickets.com and to just google discount airfares.
Who likes flat pie? I do, and I'm bringing one. Should I bring a brussels sprout casserole?
I have a traumatic beet story. Grab your tissues.
When I was little my Mom made icky, gross canned beets. I was sad and didn't want to eat them. It was taking too long and so my parents set the kitchen timer and told me I had 3 minutes to eat the beets. I ate them. Then, I threw 'em up in my milk. The milk was all pink and beety. I was then timed to drink my milk! I drank...and, chewed my milk.
So...Pat, do I HAVE TO eat your beets? :-(
Ask Mary about the spinach...or was it broccoli?
Hey Mary...whadup?
Cooked cabbage.
Brussel sprout casserole.
Beets.
What's next? Rutabaga Pie?
This is like all of my childhood table-traumas rolled into one Thanksgiving!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! :-<>
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