Last night, I did finally see Snakes on a Plane with my friend Samuel L. Jackson. It was at a drive in theater - I haven't been to one since high school. The second movie was Miami Vice which I watched for about 30 minutes then fell asleep. The third movie was something something Final Destination.
Snakes on a Plane was really stupid but not painful to watch. It had its moments of pleasure. Definitely predictable. Guess who was first attacked and killed by snakes? The couple having sex in the plane bathroom of course. And where did it attach itself? To the woman's breast of course. And did the man using the other toilet appropriately get attacked? Of course, his last drop landed in the snake's mouth and then it sicc'ed him. After those moments it was just a sort of FBI thriller type of movie, I guess. They stacked up luggage as a barrier to keep the snakes out.
?????? Hello? Anybody home?
Stupid and not a bad drivein movie.
4 comments:
It sounds like the perfect movie for a drive-in. We go about once a year to our drive-in, to see movies of the same caliber or movies that we think go with beer and bad pizza.
Brian Richardson got a personal invitation to see the movie from S.L.J. also.
By the way, how did the snakes get on the plane? Was it a creative new terrorist plot? Were they all poisonous? I have a backlog of movies I would rather see, but I'm curiously attracted to this movie.
I think it will be a cult classic but with a smaller following than Army of Darkness or Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Snakes On a Plane is the best movie ever, Damnit!
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