Happy Birthday James!! A photo, shot with great aim! Whose queen is this girl, What flags will unfurl? Tho I can't see her rear, Her buttocks I fear! She may infatuate, but tell her adeau! It's time to have your cake and eat it, too!
Jim is guy that is cool Even though he dunked me at the pool a score and more years ago. If he tries it now though I'll bust him over the head with a piano stool.
Buy some hot peppers - habanero or hotter, fresh, not canned - and chop them up (wearing gloves)and boil them in some water until you have some hot pepper tea, strain, let cool and spray it on your plants. That'll teach'em. But really, we read that years ago in an organic gardening book. Don't touch any part of your face while doing this.
Yah know I have tried everything for the bunnies. Finally, I have had some luck with Blood Meal...not as gross as it sounds...not gross at all. Perhaps, I will string the peppers on some fishing line and hang them from my rose like Christmas lights. Yah know...wouldn't yah think that the thorns would have been an adequate deterrent? Damn deer.
Erin...what surprises do you have for Jim?? Pray tell, he won't read it. Besides, he's busy getting ready for his radio show..oh yeah, that's John Tesh!
Who is this Buns of Steel woman, anyway? She's an expensive nutcracker.
Happy Birthday Jim! That hot pepper spray is recommended for deer all the time. Last year, we hung very strong soapy-smelling car fresheners on our vegetable cages - the deer left them alone.
I'm a very casual NBA fan but this is the only sport to watch at this time of year. And, it really the only time of year to watch NBA because it'f playoff time. The games mean something and these guys are, in my opinion, the best atheletes in the world.
If you want to catch a fun team to watch it's the Golden State Warriors. They're coached by Don Nelson who was a 2 time All-American at Iowa. He's considered an innovator (Invented the position of point/forward. He doesn't believe in true centers either.)
His teams are usually just a bunch of tall lanky players who can shoot 3 pointers and dunk like MJ. All players can handle the ball.
The Warriors just upset the Dallas Mavericks (the team with the annoying owner who sits courtside and badgers the refs) in a 7 game playoff series. The Warriors were seeded at the bottom of the bracket with the Mavericks the number 1 seed.
The Warriors outgunned the Mavericks using Nelson's frenetic style of play.
So, if you want to watch a dunkalicous, run and gun, 3 point shooting, razzle dazzle team check out the Warriors.
I had a great birthday, and since it is on a Friday I plan to parlay it into a weekend event. In fact I took yesterday and today off.
Yesterday I went golfing and then put up shelves and pegboard in the garage. Today I did a whole lot of nothing. Had ribs and red beans & rice for dinner. Erin also concocted a made from scratch gluten free german chocolate cake. It was all delicious.
I got a new 3 wood to go with the new driver I got for Xmas, also recieved a gift certificate to a local golf course. I think Erin is telling me to get out of the house. So I am going golfing again tomorrow morining.
I also got some books a cd and not a single stitch of clothing (excellent).
I went to the optometrist last week for an exam. She let me know that the next time we talk, it will be about bifocals. In fact, I had to make a choice this time between seeing well from a distance or reading comfortably. Even though it may mean reading glasses, I chose seeing from a distance. I want to see my hole in one. Besides I can always hold the book out a little ways or sit farther from the computer screeen.
I haven't been on the blog in a while so a belated happy birthday to all that I have missed. At work they have let it be known that they are watching internet usage. Reports to management and charging peoples departments for time on the internet. So I never go on the blog at work. by the time I get home, eat, play with the kids and put them to bed, I am pretty well wiped out and don't seem to get logged on. I'll go back and catch up on the family news this weekend. It doesn't seem to take long to miss a lot.
Happy Birthday Jim, my fellow Taurus. Tauruses rule, ya'll!!! It's my father-in-law's birthday on the fourth too, but Scott can never remember if it's on the 4th or the 5th. Truthfully. Sounds like you had a nice, relaxing birthday.
Tom, what do you mean there's no other sports to watch? The Mets and the Braves are neck and neck, the Cubs are stumblin' and bumblin', the Yankees and the Mariners are at the bottom of their divisions, Joe Torre could get fired, there was only the twentieth unassisted triple play ever in history last week and Roger Clemons (boo!) just came out of retirement and signed with the Yankees. Besides, there is no better soundtrack for a Sunday afternoon nap than a game with two teams you don't really care about. If baseball is the jazz age, basketball is hip-hop.
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Happy Birthday James!!
A photo, shot with great aim!
Whose queen is this girl,
What flags will unfurl?
Tho I can't see her rear,
Her buttocks I fear!
She may infatuate, but tell her adeau!
It's time to have your cake and eat it, too!
Happy Birthday, Jim!
Hope your day is grand!
What's your Birthday dinner/dessert request?
Jim is guy that is cool
Even though he dunked me at the pool
a score and more years ago.
If he tries it now though
I'll bust him over the head with a piano stool.
Hi Jim!
I still believe you're my birthday present. Tell Erin she has to take good care of you.
Hey Jim,
Happy Birthday! Cut outta work early and hit the links...every man should do this in his birthday.
Tom
happy birthday Jim!!
:->
love
Pete & Mely
Those are some impressive man-tits.
Happy Birthday Jim.
Happy Birthday, Jim! Tell Ed that's a woman, and what a woman. Hope it's not rainy where you are today. The sun is actually trying to come out here.
That lady's head is too small.
Have a great birthday Jim!
It is today isn't it?
Monica
She looks like Benjamin Franklin!
A damn deer ate 30% of my beautiful "pinata" climbing rose last night. ;-(
~nms
Buy some hot peppers - habanero or hotter, fresh, not canned - and chop them up (wearing gloves)and boil them in some water until you have some hot pepper tea, strain, let cool and spray it on your plants. That'll teach'em. But really, we read that years ago in an organic gardening book. Don't touch any part of your face while doing this.
The trouble is, you have to respray after it rains. But it keeps alot of bugs off too. Sorry about your rose - stupid deer.
Yah know I have tried everything for the bunnies. Finally, I have had some luck with Blood Meal...not as gross as it sounds...not gross at all. Perhaps, I will string the peppers on some fishing line and hang them from my rose like Christmas lights. Yah know...wouldn't yah think that the thorns would have been an adequate deterrent? Damn deer.
just post Liam and Eli on your roof with some spears.
Ha! Awesome idea...they would love it. Of course, they'd prolly shoot each other.
If you did that aren't you just adding flavor to the roses and will attract more deer?
Erin...what surprises do you have for Jim?? Pray tell, he won't read it. Besides, he's busy getting ready for his radio show..oh yeah, that's John Tesh!
Who is this Buns of Steel woman, anyway? She's an expensive nutcracker.
I think she may be one of Thomas Jefferson's offspring... look at her face, if you can!
She is woman...with numbers too big to ignore...hear her roar!
Happy Birthday Jim!
That hot pepper spray is recommended for deer all the time. Last year, we hung very strong soapy-smelling car fresheners on our vegetable cages - the deer left them alone.
Oooh that's a good idea too and sounds less dangerous. 'Cuz yah know...once I have the pepper juice on my hands...my eyes will itch! :-<>
I'm a very casual NBA fan but this is the only sport to watch at this time of year. And, it really the only time of year to watch NBA because it'f playoff time. The games mean something and these guys are, in my opinion, the best atheletes in the world.
If you want to catch a fun team to watch it's the Golden State Warriors. They're coached by Don Nelson who was a 2 time All-American at Iowa. He's considered an innovator (Invented the position of point/forward. He doesn't believe in true centers either.)
His teams are usually just a bunch of tall lanky players who can shoot 3 pointers and dunk like MJ. All players can handle the ball.
The Warriors just upset the Dallas Mavericks (the team with the annoying owner who sits courtside and badgers the refs) in a 7 game playoff series. The Warriors were seeded at the bottom of the bracket with the Mavericks the number 1 seed.
The Warriors outgunned the Mavericks using Nelson's frenetic style of play.
So, if you want to watch a dunkalicous, run and gun, 3 point shooting, razzle dazzle team check out the Warriors.
Tom
Damn deer.
Thanks everybody.
I had a great birthday, and since it is on a Friday I plan to parlay it into a weekend event. In fact I took yesterday and today off.
Yesterday I went golfing and then put up shelves and pegboard in the garage. Today I did a whole lot of nothing. Had ribs and red beans & rice for dinner. Erin also concocted a made from scratch gluten free german chocolate cake. It was all delicious.
I got a new 3 wood to go with the new driver I got for Xmas, also recieved a gift certificate to a local golf course. I think Erin is telling me to get out of the house. So I am going golfing again tomorrow morining.
I also got some books a cd and not a single stitch of clothing (excellent).
I went to the optometrist last week for an exam. She let me know that the next time we talk, it will be about bifocals. In fact, I had to make a choice this time between seeing well from a distance or reading comfortably. Even though it may mean reading glasses, I chose seeing from a distance. I want to see my hole in one. Besides I can always hold the book out a little ways or sit farther from the computer screeen.
I haven't been on the blog in a while so a belated happy birthday to all that I have missed. At work they have let it be known that they are watching internet usage. Reports to management and charging peoples departments for time on the internet. So I never go on the blog at work. by the time I get home, eat, play with the kids and put them to bed, I am pretty well wiped out and don't seem to get logged on. I'll go back and catch up on the family news this weekend. It doesn't seem to take long to miss a lot.
Venison sounds good.
Molly suggested a hul-hoop contest with some kind of crazy twist. I suggest hula hooping in fat sumo suits. Anybody got some sumo suits?
happy cinco de mayo.
Damn John Deere.
Yah.
Happy Birthday Jim, my fellow Taurus. Tauruses rule, ya'll!!! It's my father-in-law's birthday on the fourth too, but Scott can never remember if it's on the 4th or the 5th. Truthfully. Sounds like you had a nice, relaxing birthday.
Tom, what do you mean there's no other sports to watch? The Mets and the Braves are neck and neck, the Cubs are stumblin' and bumblin', the Yankees and the Mariners are at the bottom of their divisions, Joe Torre could get fired, there was only the twentieth unassisted triple play ever in history last week and Roger Clemons (boo!) just came out of retirement and signed with the Yankees. Besides, there is no better soundtrack for a Sunday afternoon nap than a game with two teams you don't really care about. If baseball is the jazz age, basketball is hip-hop.
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