Pete says, "Yeah, I have John Tesh's check bones, but I don't like his taste in music!...Mely and I..we like to go diving...we dive...like once a month...it's only a 5 hour drive from Dallas...but, I can't concentrate on the dive because Mely keeps saying "PETE, PETE you look like John Tesh, your jaw isn't quite square enuf, almost, you look like John Tesh!"..Find these guys!
Chuck Norris wannabe? 
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Last seen scraping a groundhog off the road into a frying pan.
Last seen in Ciudad Hidalgo trying to pass himself off as Chuck Norris's cousin, Javier.
Ooh Pedro, tiene ojos hermosos.
Pete says: "What do you mean - I look like John Tesh's brother?".
Pete says, "Yeah, I have John Tesh's check bones, but I don't like his taste in music!...Mely and I..we like to go diving...we dive...like once a month...it's only a 5 hour drive from Dallas...but, I can't concentrate on the dive because Mely keeps saying "PETE, PETE you look like John Tesh, your jaw isn't quite square enuf, almost, you look like John Tesh!"..Find these guys!
Badges!? We don' need no steenkin' badges!!
"That scar under my eye is a tear drop tatoo that I had removed"
Da plane! Da plane! You are short a "t" on your tattoo, Herve'.
Pete:'and being from the great state of Texas, i am far to manly to be mistaken for John Tesh. David Hasselhoff, maybe, but John Tesh? no.'
Pete: From now on, I go by the name El Guapo.
'El Guapo, could it be that you are really angry about something else and are taking it out on me, Jefe?'
Sew, my leetle Mely! Sew like the wind!
"Mely, where are my lederhosen??"
by the way, Wyeth is now over 50!
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"Y'all ever had roast suckling groundhog?"
"Groundhog is always best on the second day."
PBS had a recent hourlong special about homosexual rodents called "Brokeback Groundhog"
Where the hell is my Christmas present from Tom?
Go buy yourself something. That's what I do. Then eveyone is happy.
Or did you lose your gift?
Pete...Pete! Tomorrow is your birthday!!!
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