Friday, March 31, 2006

I WANT SOME

Khat is the latest worry for police officers in the Twin Cities. We have such a large Somali population. I want some.

ABOUT THE DRUG
What is khat? It's an evergreen shrub and grows to about 10 feet.
How is it used? Fresh leaves and stems are chewed to reduce appetite, increase alertness and induce euphoria.
Contents: Cathine and cathinone, which mimic the effects of amphetamines. Khat can be habit-forming.
Legality: Khat is illegal in the United States and Canada but is permitted in parts of Europe, eastern Africa and the Arabian peninsula.
Medicinal uses: Asthma, diabetes, lethargy and stomach ailments.
Side effects: While researchers debate whether the drug is physically addictive or simply habit-forming, khat has been associated with side effects ranging from depression to hyperactivity, anorexia, insomnia and impotence.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh man... now i gotta go watch Blackhawk Down again.

Anonymous said...

It's good for diabetes and it helps you loseweight. What's the downside?

Anonymous said...

I guess the downside is that you have to chew leaves and stems. Hmmm...I'm thinking...brownies!

Anonymous said...

well, insomnia and impotence don't sound too great.

Anonymous said...

Yah, if you can't sleep...there should be something you can do! ~ha!

Anonymous said...

anyone going home for Easter? I am.

Anonymous said...

Pat-I can't shake this Chuckie Cheese thing. Do your friends have kids and that's why the party was at CC? I never heard of adults going to CC without kid pressure. I don't know why, it just seems weird for childless adults to have a buy-your-own-pizza birthday party at CC. Did they get special hats and free tokens?

Anonymous said...

I already have insomnia, and as for impotence...can't happen.

Anonymous said...

Here are some Haiku my 9th grade Macedonian students wrote:

Do this, now do that!
Dust,mop,wash,scrub.Springcleaning.
Mom's in a bad mood.

A peaceful evening,
A little bit boring too
But I like it still.


I watch in the sky,
And I can see the lightning
It destroyed one house.

Anonymous said...

now i got the song "It's Tricky" by Run DMC stuck in my head. what is up with all the 80's rap popping up in there lately?

Anonymous said...

My humps, my humps, my humps my humps my humps
It's tricky!
It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's tricky! How is it?
My tricky, tricky humps, y'all.

Anonymous said...

you know, every time the black eyed peas come out with a song I think they can't possibly write anything stupider. then they do. but i don't know how they're gonna top My Humps.

Anonymous said...

Stop thinking about the CC party. It was dumb. Everyone was there but wondering why they were at chuckie cheese. we all bought presents for them and then our own meals and refreshements. Actually maybe it was genius. they didn't have to do a thing not even clean the house and they got loot! Note to you all....never have a party at chuckie cheese for yourself.

Anonymous said...

Duh. Anyone who's been subjected to C.C. already knows that. The roller rink is so much better for parties. You get to do the limbo. On skates.

Anonymous said...

And the snow ball dance if you're lucky

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but Tomkin's at home laughing about how he tricked all the big people into giving him presents